Biodegradable Wildflower Seed Greeting Cards
Save the fucking planet, then plant this card under 1/8" of soil in a sunny area. Water thoroughly and keep moist during germination.
Even the cellophane card sleeve is biodegradable.
You're a hot planet hero. But seriously, we're just making light of a situation that deserves the world's attention. Or the world deserves our attention.
Either way, let's not exterminate ourselves.